THE ELM TREASON NEWSLETTER NO. 36
DECEMBER 24, 2021
“Bare Tones” Shipping Updates
GREAT GREAT news!
After all the hubbub and seemingly irreperable disasters surrounding the creation of our BARE TONES DVDs and BLURAYS, the manufacturers (who blundered epicly at the outset) went the extra mile to fix everything for us…
Thus, if you were not aware of it – or have not checked your emails in recent days – all “BARE TONES” BLURAYS and DVDs were finally shipped this past week.
And as far as we know, the vinyl pressings (originally promised for November, but delayed because of Covid – whatever the hell that means), are still slated for mid-January delivery. We will keep you posted.
We SO appreciate your patience.
And we happy – and HONORED – to report that not one person asked for a refund due to these delays, even though we offered full paybacks.
You cannot know how grateful we are for your loyalty and support.
Your Input: Witnessing History
This one is fun.
Any album… at any time…. What would it be????
Hit that comments section hard!
Three Guitarist/Light Bulb Jokes
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six, one to change it and the other five to say how they could do it better.
Q:How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He stands there holding the light bulb while the world revolves around him.
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change it, and the other to hog the light.
Birthdays This Past Week
Birthdays we didn’t mention on our Facebook page.
Adrian Belew, guitarist extraordinaire, who played with such artists as Frank Zappa, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Tom Tom Club, King Crimson, Paul Simon, Nine Inch Nails, Primus, (and even William Shatner) turned 72 on Thursday.
It was birthday number 73 for Alan Parsons on Monday.
The great Al Green celebrated birthday number 75 on Sunday.
Jorma Kaukonen, guitarist with Jefferson Airplane and Hot Tuna, had his 81st Birthday on Thursday.
PHOTO OF THE WEEK
Here is the artwork for the STILL unreleased Elm Treason Christmas EP “Treason’s Greetings.” (Maybe next year). Still, the artwork – our faces emblazen on christmas ornaments – has a kind of “Christmas Card” feel to it. It was supposed to be released three years ago… but we just haven’t the heart… yet.
12 YEARS AGO THIS PAST WEEK
Pollstar lists the Dave Matthews Band as the highest-grossing touring artist of the decade in North America, with $530 million in earnings. They are follwed by Celine Dion, Kenny Chesney, Bruce Springsteen and The Rolling Stones.
34 YEARS AGO THIS PAST WEEK
Mötley Crüe bass player Nikki Sixx is declared clinically dead after a drug overdose. He is revived by paramedics with two syringes full of adrenaline.
43 YEARS AGO THIS PAST WEEK
Two months after Keith Moon’s death, Kenney Jones, drummer for The Faces, joins The Who.
51 YEARS AGO THIS PAST WEEK
When politics and music collide – Elvis Presley meets President Richard Nixon at the White House.
JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS
Elm Treason’s Andy Roman, way back when, sporting Danny Partridge pants.. and sitting (according to his Mom) on the lap of a very drunk Santa.
IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
ONE MORE FUNNY
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