GROOVY NOODLES
THE ELM TREASON NEWSLETTER NUMBER THIRTY
NOVEMBER 12, 2021
Elm Treason News Wire
November 6 — Andy denies that ELM TREASON will be recording with Justin Beiber any time soon. “We’d rather have rusty cheese graters taken to the back of our legs and have the wounds doused with isopropyl alcohol.”
November 7 — Bobby tells BETTER HOMES AND GUITAR Magazine that ELM TREASON has enough “basic” material in the can to fill at least two more studio albums. He says the band should have a new studio record by Summer, 2022.
November 8 — Andy says he and his family will be staying in Texas for a couple of months starting in mid December, citing upcoming family “happenings.”
November 10 — Andy and Bobby begin final “quality control” viewings of their upcoming BARE TONES live album release on DVD and Bluray. Bobby says, “Glad we had the cameras running. We were “ON” that day.”
More Bad Music Jokes
Q: How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to change it and five to sing about how good the old one was.
Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: What’s the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Tuba Player: “Did you hear my last recital?”
Friend: “I hope so.”
Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: The can’t find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Got any good ones? Hit the comments section.
Your Input: Best moustaches in music
Many will say Lemmy.
Others will swear by Freddie.
Jimi pretty much always wore a soup strainer.
Zappa’s is so recognizable.
Who’s rock n roll ‘stache makes it for you?
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Hit that comments section… show them mouth brows some love!
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PHOTO OF THE WEEK
In honor of VETERAN’S DAY, Elm Treason’s own Andy Roman (2nd from right) back in his NAVY days, Orlando, FL – Summer, 1986
FROM THE “REMEMBER WHEN” FILE
Social PEDIA…
CUT ME DEEP
Can’t even tell you how many times THIS has happened.
AN ANTIQUATED PROBLEM
Still, the struggle was kind of real….
ONE MORE FUNNY
Oedipus ROCKS
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“Did ya hear about the restaurants on the Moon.”
Nice food, but a pretty crappy Atmosphere……………………
“What did the Grape do when it was trodden on”
It let out a little wine…….
LOLOL!
Both of these are excellent. Love ’em. Thanks for sharing them.
What do singers and groupies have in common?? They both hang around with musicians. The kind of crap I used to put up with, b4 I started playing guitar. Now I get things like,oh you play acoustic guitar?? So…you’re not a REAL guitar player, then!! The humor never stops!!
LOL. We get that all the time BEFORE people hear what we do….
“Oh, you play acoustics? Well, that’s special…..”
Wow. VERY LIGHT on comments this week. Surprising. Not interesting enough topics, we guess.
Cant imagine ZZ top with no beards a lot like Lemme Not hard to imagine Freddie with no tash as we seen him in the Break free video Always wanted to shave Thin Lizzys off and tell him ta wise up son 😂
LOL! Great comment, Turlough. Hard to imagine Zappa without the cookie duster.
Hey fellow squid! We were in the Navy around the same time (for awhile) I joined in 1981, went to the west coast and served on 2 different ships, then re-enlisted for 2 years, extended for one ending with shore duty in the Philippines. Got out in 1988. I doubt if our paths ever crossed but thank you for your service!
Went to boot camp (Orlando) in May of 86. 🙂 Then, stationed in DC. (Meridian for A school).